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Music addiction is real. Almost every single day, I spend at least an hour just listening to music. The same songs over and over again, just to feel something, that rush of dopamine. As I get further addicted, soon enough the beetles aren't enough. Whitney Houston isn't enough. Not even fucking ELO is enough.
I listen to more and more depraved tunes, just to get my fix. Ive listened to many bad songs. Some that I will never be able to confess. (Anime opening) And it makes me fucking angry that this has become normalized in our culture. If you're a song-rotten "musicmaxxer" please join my subreddit "song free"
Our movement is backed by Charlie Kirk and Andrew Tate and Joe Rogan. Which means nothing. Here is a source that proves music addiction is real.
#txt#shitpost#note that the anime opening being considered the most “depraved” of all was an intentional satirical decision
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i'll give you a boop, anywhere you wanna go.
#good omens#boop#boop o meter#boop omens#ineffable husbands#sorry djhfdjh#aziracrow#good omens shitpost#good omens memes#good omemes#THIS IS THE LAST ONE I PROMISE#aziraphale#crowley#april fool's day#april fools 2024#my edits#btw i wanted to do “received ;_;” but i couldn't find it anywhere. too bad. get booped crowley#ineffable boop#gos1#good omens s1#i need you to know i consider this my magnum opus
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That one episode in TCW





#whitejay's art#star wars shitpost#count dooku#obi wan and anakin#obi wan kenobi#anakin and obi wan#star wars tcw#tcw#Dooku: considered one of the most powerful duelists in the Galaxy#Also dooku: gets captured by a cocaine smoking pirate#I wonder what qui's force ghost felt after seeing them like this#the disaster lineage#Yes I forgot anakin's metal arm srry not srry I'm clumsy like this#And yeah I know my humor's shit lmao#star wars
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wikipedia is always trying to hit funding goals and all I have to say is if they made a cunty wikipedia crop top like the USPS did for themselves theyd be funded for the next 15 years on tgirl sales alone
#little woo's#turning rb's off bc im soooooooo tired of everyones annoying ass input on what was a shitpost i made while high#it literally means nothing it was for a laugh#i need u all to like seriously consider taking classes on how to socialize with literally anyone at all
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I flung out of bed to make this shit
#artists on tumblr#realskel#fanart#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls bill#stanford pines#bill cipher#young stanford pines#bill x ford#billford#is this even billford#like can this be considered billford#if anything it’s just bill and ford but I digress#eat up freaks#alsoooooo#im baaaack#sorry for disappearing#but also not really#who gives a shit#I’m gonna post more often again I PROMISE#I also fell off smiling friends a bit I’m sorry ppl who came here for charallan#my hyperfixation died lol#but yay I’m back#gravity falls shitpost
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this is how I think Nocturnal Sweeping is gonna go
#shitpost#lcb#limbus company#in the spirit of seriousness tho i know its gonna get fucked up for Hong Lu. Hong Lu will not survive#I’m so scared#itd be rlly funny tho if Hong Lu could understand sweepers tho even if it doesnt make that much sense that Hong Lu would be able to#dante would be more likely. considering everything but.#funny
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Never let me cook again
#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#cotl baal#cotl lamb#cotl fanart#narilamb#Collie's Art#cotl the one who waits#idek if this can be considered for the marshmallows lol#shitpost
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A few things about this:
hi Highbrow, it's nice to see you
Brainstorm you aren't supposed to have your briefcase in the bar
Percy, don't be shapist, you look like Quark in another universe
BRAINSTORM'S FUCKIN FACE
HE LOOKS SO DISGRUNTLED
"Quark's head is beautiful, you second-rate lightscope-"
#transformers#transformers idw#transformers mtmte#shitpost#transformers art#comic captures#transformers brainstorm#transformers perceptor#and highbrow's there too#simpatico#also i love that even percy considers quark to be “little”#he's just a tiny guy
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This is how the scene went, right??
Original photo:

#Is this considered a shitpost???? Idk man just take this#(If you couldn't tell I can't draw a character face twice for the life of me (said character is Zoro btw))#I'm still getting used to draw fanart#just finished Ennies Lobby and I'm so in love with this arc is way too good#it is also the first arc that I saw from op and got me into it#it is a funny story#uhhh how do i tag this#shitpost#????#i love the CP9 they're so silly i love them and didn't do them justice I'm sorry CP9 fans😔#(I'm sorry Kaku I did you dirty i will get you better next time i swear)#one piece cp9#cp9#Cipher pol 9#cipher pol no.9#cp9 kaku#cp9 jabra#kaku one piece#kaku op#jabra one piece#zoro roronoa#roronoa zoro#sogeking#usopp#one piece#one piece fanart#artists on tumblr#rukii art :*
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i think it be really funny if the reason why Shen Yuan feels he is gigachad brain in terms solving problems, being better than Shen Qingqiu, and making solutions while scoffing being like 'haha typical PIDW writing I'm so smart' isn't because he's actually trope savvy; but that because the world is based on Airplane's writing it means the world's collective intelligence cannot be smarter than its creator and intention. And PIDW is dumb on purpose in a lot of ways.
Like Shen Qingqiu sits in on Luo Binghe's meetings and offers bare bones economic theory and gets so much genuine praise and he's lording over how smart and cool he is for this.
Meanwhile Shang Qinghua has been begging the system to raise the bar since day 10. Man's taught himself so much theory and philosophy not because he's a scholar but because being in a room with people who are only as smart as you for thirty someodd years would drive a lot of people insane eventually. And you'd think having a fellow transmigrator would help but it's very obvious outside of lore man has the intelligence of shiny rock and he just can't man.
#svsss#svsss shitpost#scumbag system#scum villain#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#sqq#shang qinghua#cumplane#i don't believe this but im deeply amused by the concept#there's something about sqh's hell being made worse by it's not even just living with the regrets of his own writing#but also the collective stupid and constantly being able to outsmart all of it#like sqq is out here being like hahaha i've outsmarted the protagonist and meanwhile sqh is going 80% chance of failure#i considered which means so would binghe#i also like the idea that at the end of the book when the genre changes suddenly sqq walks in and he's not the smartest person in the room#and it just makes his poor redditor brain spiral#'what do you mean i'm not the specialist boy in the room anymore?!!!! that's not how gays works'#i think the whole transmigrated to your hyperfixation is very funny if the shameless crap you loved sets the baseline for common sense
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I don't recall the books ever specifying what weapons Elrond primarily fought with and while he is usually given a sword by both the movies and fandom, I think it would be incredibly hilarious if he came out with fucking Dramborleg. They are getting ready for battle and he brings out this huge ass axe his gramps once killed balrogs with. Sir, you were discussing poetry 10 minutes ago, where did that thing come from
#or was it balrogs? it's been a while since i've read it#but he 100% killed some firey things during the fall of gondolin so whatever#the comedic effect of this comes from the fact that literally no one would expect elrond to have an axe#he just doesn't seem like the axe type#i know tuor's axe went to númenor (so presumably elros had it) and later was probably lost in the downfall#but consider: i don't think it was said where in númenor the axe was?#so if elendil had it he WOULD take it with him#and if the royalty had it#isildur already commited fruit-robbery what's one more#or elrond just got it from númenor before the downfall whatever#i am not figuring out the logistics behind my shitpost (this time)#elrond#tolkien#silmarillion#lotr
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i want that man eggnant 🫃
#dreamworks trolls#broppy#branch x poppy#branch trolls#poppy trolls#twitter meme#meme redraw#i think its too soon for them to even consider being parents yet#but when the time comes he better be the one to carry the egg or i will riot!#doodle#sketch#fanart#my art#shitpost#trolls
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why are they batshit insane
#sorry I can’t stop shitposting#don’t come at me with the whole oh 2/2 has two choices so joker can choose not to do it so it’s not valid he SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED IT#IT WORKS IN SPIRIT#after he made all his friends give up their wishes#after being like maruki we’re going to stop you#maruki then pulls out the akechi card and jokers like ok well shit#look. He considered.#he seriously considered it. The only thing stopping him is akechi#literally comparing rank 10 and non rank 10 akechi choices for lavenza after third sem joker has regret options#like his regret is literally leaving akechi to his fate of assumed death#OK#IT WORKS IN SPIRIT.#and the twewy one is just. the interview that said Neku fully expected Shibuya to be gone#and that’s why he says what the hell#actually rip neku because he had to choose in ten seconds#at least joker had like. 3 dialogue options.#LOL#p5r#persona 5 protagonist#twewy#sakuraba neku#ngl neku might be more insane because Joshua is Joshua#persona 5#yeah this is shuake. To me#my art#doodle#doodles#shuake#and joshneku tbh but the fandom is so small im scared to tag not so relevant stuff in it
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Unecessary Feelings
#ace attorney#ace attorney shitpost#miles edgeworth#mitsurugi reiji#wrightworth#nrmt#narumitsu#also yes he's wearing his suit in bed#was he getting dressed for work? did he wore it in his sleep? who knows#this is a cry for help#aa#can we consider this as... art?#HAS ANYONE DONE THIS BEFORE PLS TELL ME#ok i wont delet LMFAO I LOVE EVERYBODY#the amount of gay lawyer simulator hashtags i saw under this is so fckgifnh funnymgood LAWD
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Lucifer and Lilith's first meeting be like
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel meme#hazbin hotel shitpost#shitpost#lucilith#lucifer morningstar#lucifer x lilith#VIVZIEPOP LIKED THAT POST ON TWITTER I WILL CONSIDER IT CANON FROM NOW ON#THEY CRACK ME UP YOUR HONOR I LOVE THEM DEEPLY
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Hey ISAT tumblr, is this anything?
Has it been done already?
#In Stars and Time#ISAT#Isafrin#Siffrin#Isabeau#ISAT Siffrin#ISAT Isabeau#Fanart#Shitpost#before u well-actually me about this one consider: I just wanted to draw Siffrin getting flustered#doodles
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